Meeting vs Eating

We are in Salisaw, Oklahoma, Lisa and I just sat through over 15 minutes of an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting… We thought we were in a Catfish Restaurant.. Shed is an AA Meeting Place and Shad’s is an Eating Place… Damn, Google Maps.

 

 

Local Love and How We Breathe

We Are Going Local, Sevierville Tennessee… the Crazy of WTF
(New Center Edition, part One)

Where We At, we are right Here, at our Home… Sevierville, Tennessee, United States of America… Miss Lisa and Her Guy, Jeff. We Love this Place and This Place is Crazy as no way Norm.

The instant you stay or see this place, I am going to be the blame… I am so sorry you laughed out loud and you shit yourself seeing the Crazy Folks…. So Much I Apologize for Leading You Here.

We Must be an Ass to make you Believe that Sevierville Is all about Crazy Persons. We are in Love with You, You are in Love with Us and In too Much Inside of your Mind, Think, Thunk and Thank You.

Meet us and you will tell a Story, You Will Have a Story, You Will have a Lifetime, Shit Load of Stories… Get to Know…

Chubby’s Diner, you have no idea, you think you do….

A Hamburger, We have Chubby and Clyde Vibe, we understand they are so much more then we all are. The Chow comes from the Wonder of the entire Crew… Lisa and I can never Bow enough, ask blessing enough… For Honest, you will not Starve and I Swear it is Five Friggin’ Stars.

Breakfast and Lunch, Lunch and Breakfast, the World never Swirls like this, except here at Chubby’s, they make the World Different as you first sit down… it is never really the Food it is the People doing it for you. That is Bullshit because it is Both, right here, right now, for Real, Real… I am a Big Guy, I know of Great Chow and Chubby’s Diner is, The Place…

Tell you about, Tennessee Legend, this Place on Earth… Too much a Fun Time, Beautiful Guys and Those Girls, so much More, Too Much of Beauty in this Place… Listen to the Heart Beat of FOLK as the Corn Burns so Beautiful. Old Mountain Moonshine, Helluva Charm, Wicked Corn Juice, Perfection is Dedication… Oh Shit, did We say that? Meant every Word and We see them different, We are all of them…

If We are Imposingly Supposing that You should be here with us, Then, Yes, We guess we are Imposingly Supposing get here Now…

Got to Get to Know, Mike Chambers and the Entire Bunch at Chambers Market. Do You Feel left out? Show up at this Place and you will be Crazy With Love, 5 am kinda Love, how in the hell are They so Loving that Early? That’s why We show up, to get an Egg Sandwich, a bit of Love Love, a Juice and a coffee from them.

They is all about that, “Early Morning Love Affair”….5 friggin’ am? Maybe 0510 or on a Whim, get a bit of that East Tennessee Love here… Mike is Governor or something, We want him to be, He Loves Us and This Entire Country…. He does it here Local… We all Do…

I Never Shook Mike’s Hand, Never Hugged Chubby’s Neck, Never had the Legends Family into my Home, I have Kissed Miss Lisa Because of introducing me into this Universe…

All of Us, All of You, Care Enough, Love Enough, Believe Enough, Play Enough, Eat Enough, Raise Hell Enough…

Mr. Jeff Miss Lisa

Crazy Assed Travelers.

Sevierville, Tennessee just in case you fall in Love….

Same Same…

 

 

 

(Part One of Four)

123… Who should you Be, the Security Check Risk, Airplane Door Opener, Emergency Provision Grabber or Regular Ol’ Traveler. This is a Place to write about this great trip to Orlando, Florida, US.

The Universes – Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Disney’s Animal Kingdom, Epcot…

Three Days – PEAK Season and I Mean the entire World was there and having a blast… What did I say Last, oh Yeah, Peak.

It does not matter, all Life could show up at a single Orlando Theme Park and the Experience is always the Same, Fun… Crazy Assed and Inside Your Mind.

Goodness Greatness Shit Gets Real Fun…

Three Of the Us – Miss Betty Ann, The Miss Lisa and my crazy ass, Mr. Jeff, Makers of the Collided.

Part Once –

Knoxville, TN Airport – the CPAP Machine is exactly the same as a Laptop Computer. Yes it is… Yes, Exactly the Same, What the Hell are you mouthing about?

“See this CPAC air Machine, it is EXACTLY, the Exact Same as a Laptop Computer.”

“Over the intercom, we said to take your Laptop Computer out of the Case and place it in a separate plastic bin.”

“Since you, Sir, been here we have announced the Laptop be in separate bins, out of the case… 3 times over the System.”

“Three Times since you got in Line, Laptops Separated, Different Bins… Understand our Policy?”

“CPAC Machines are exactly the same, no different as a laptop, NONE.”

I just want to get to Orlando, no big assed deal, as this Protecter, ransacked my CPAC Carry on, looked into my eyes and unplugged the Hose to it, walking off.

We are safe at Midnight… Love all of you and Thank You for Being.

I didn’t want to make a Scene because I looked over and Miss Betty Ann was getting Frisked. What the Hell? Laptop and CPAC is a very minor situation, My Girl Miss Betty Ann, Getting Patted Down? Serious WTF Now Moment…

Of all and every Human upon Our Earth walked into this Airport, that single moment 7.3 Billion of us could have been there at Security. The One of everyone one of us I trusted, in Completion, without Doubt that had no reason, what so damn ever had no reason to blow the shit out of this or any airplane, Miss Betty Ann.

Shit, I Friggin thought CPAC could be made into some explosive shit. Fuck, The Miss Lisa may have Rifle Crosshairs on my big ass head right now… Please, Miss Betty Ann… Then again. Yes, this Story is not finished… What If? Miss Betty Ann, Damn… I am just remembering as I Write.

Damn Betty Ann, Get Some.

What If? What? If? Be…

What If? Everything is Erased from every Human Mind about every political moment, election, kingship, dictatorship and every type of rule. What If? What If?

Currently there are over 7 Billion Humans upon our World. If a Leader would so be needed, if a Human to take the Chance to Become a Voice.

I know it will be, those that hold the door for you, those that smile at you, those that say thank you and those that mean it for Real. It will be a vote for those that carry your bags, touched your touch, said it funny, heard you, saw you, believe you, trust you, needed you, wanted you and Be You.

At this point there is over 7 Billion Leaders of us All.

What If? Think.

Mr. Jeff and That Miss Lisa
Crazy Assed Travelers

…Continued A Bayou Love Story

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The Sun comes up Every Morning, but do you know where? Every Day it’s some where Different. The other Day the Sun came up for me in the Most beautiful of places. Bayou la Batre, Alabama, became a Place where a first glimpse of Light turned my Soul into Pure Love. My answer is Yes. My answer is Always Yes. Just as the Sun comes up Every Day.

Lisa

Eternity of Girls and just those guys… A Bayou Love Story

image.pngimageThere was nothing set aside by Those that know nothing about that thing that, that, thing told about those things. Damn, Those Things Were Fun…

Did you ever, “Not” hold on that moment or that Crazy Assed, Something, What If, that Place inside your Heart, it Beat-ed different and made you want to Kiss Yourself. This is Bayou Love, LA – Lower Alabama, Gulf Assed Crazy.

Ted said, this is Home and I fell to my knees. Lisa and I, to say Nothing because we laughed so Hard and out of the blue something was said. Something, my ass, everything became flat out for real. Real World in Native Tone.

Every Word Said as in Everything Pure, The Blessed Beauty of his Life is Diane, his Muse and the Perfection putting up with his Shit. Bless both their hearts, Diane and Lisa not knowing if the morning will bring about morning chow or different shoes.

If you don’t know about the Bayou then you do not know about Hope Inside Wonder. Did a simple storm make them mad, do the stories of a aftermath make them sad?

No, God did them right, God made them Hard Core, God made them Bayou, Gulf Shore, God Have Mercy, they are not right but the Heart is in a place where I must have went Plum Crazy…

I asked Miss Lisa, to Marry Me at this most beautiful of Places, the other day.

Now. You Know…
BLB… Bayou La Batre,

 

Jeff and Lisa

 

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